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This is a transcript for the Geo TV episode "The Geo Life".

Act 1Edit

  • (Geo Guy, Rico and Eis are watching TV)
  • Guy on TV: You couldn't handle it, could you? You just had to break everything, honey. You're ruining my life!
  • Lady on TV: Brad, please forgive me! Noooooo!
  • Geo Guy: Another life, another hangout.
  • Rico: Speaking of, Geo Guy, ya' ready for the big day tomorrow, despite us still going to school?
  • Geo Guy: Hell yeah, Rico! I'm not lying around to just chill. I'm ready for manhood to come. 13 birthdays, and I'm ready for manhood. You ready for manhood, Eis?
  • Eis: Well, GG, that would calculate between 99.9% of fun and 1.0% boredom. It would take that much effort to make our 12-year old stuff lives complete.
  • Rico: Wait, is it even physically a good thing?
  • Geo Guy: Positive. Imagine if you're a lumberjack...
  • Rico: Well...
  • Geo Guy: (cont.) ...and have all of that golden flapjacks!
  • Rico: Deal!
  • Pancake Guy: (disappointed) And to think that I'm the best at delivering waffles.
  • (TV turns on; static; title comes in)
  • Geo Guy: Welcome to the world of sex and violence.
  • (theme song plays)
  • (At the Really Real Rainforest...)
  • Geo Guy: I can't wait to make my dreams a reality!
  • Rico: Mmmm, I can't wait for my 'jacks!
  • Eis: I hope so. Besides, I'm hungry, too.
  • Geo Guy: Good thing I got my beans--the fruit that helps you toot. (toot)
  • Rico: I was told there would be marshmallows. Marshmallows? Where are you?
  • Geo Guy: I have those too. (cut to bushes) The wilderness is a man's country, boys, so watch out for the wildest animals. Look, there's one now!
  • Rico: Oh, mercy. (looks at penguin) I think that one loves me.
  • Eis: It's just a penguin, Rico.
  • Rico: Who's lost in the wild!
  • Geo Guy: Yeah, penguins can't be in the wild. They should be in snow. Like Antarctica!
  • Rico: I'm gonna call him Woozy!
  • (nighttime)
  • Eis: (shivering) Dammit, where's the shelter?
  • Rico: (petting Woozy) We got a fire. What else do we need?
  • GG: Folks, have I got something for you.
  • Eis: Shelter?
  • GG: That, and the story of how we met Mr. God on the first day of school.
  • Eis and Rico: Mr. who?
  • GG: Remember, that immortal son of Him from Above? (Eis and Rico look confused) The one that everybody will remember? (Eis and Rico still look confused. GG sighs) God?
  • Eis and Rico: Oh yeah.
  • GG: I remember like it was yesterday. But it's not. (flashback; Geo is at school) Thanks for the ride to school on the first day, dad. School buses aren't always normal for me.
  • Tom: Don't mention it.
  • GG: Alright, Geo Guy, don't blow it. You got humiliated last time, so keep your cool. (takes a deep breath) Let's do this.
  • (He walks to school as Working for the Weekend by Loverboy plays)
  • Lioose: Oh, Geo! Hi, Geo!
  • GG: What's up, Lioose?
  • Science teacher: Mr. Edward, I'm not paying you to watch students!
  • Lioose: Sorry!
  • GG: Hey, Rico! Hey, Eis!
  • Eis and Rico: GG!
  • GG: How are my two peeps doin'?
  • Rico: Oh, it's a blast! We doing the school's eating contest. But we'll remember Marty. He's unlucky last year, and he's homeschooled.
  • Marty: Ooooh...I can still taste the fish.
  • Geo Girl: Hi, Guy. Hi, Eis. Hi, Rico. You guys ready for the competition?
  • GG: (jaw drops)
  • Eis: Of course!
  • Rico: I can't wait!
  • Geo Girl: Good, because it starts at 12:00 pm!
  • (12:00 pm. Geo Guy and three other guys are competing)
  • Announcer: Alright, I want a clear competition, ya hear? No cheating.
  • Geo Guy: I never cheat.
  • Announcer: And the winner gets free delicious for every school year!
  • GG: I was hoping you would say that.
  • (Competition begins; then ends. Geo won!)
  • Announcer: And the Winner is...Conner!
  • Rico: Geo, you won, man! Geo?
  • (Geo is rendered unconscious)
  • Eis: Holy crap! Geo is dead!
  • Rico: Oh...
  • Voice: No, he's not!
  • Rico: ...mercy?
  • (Clouds show up; we reveal that the voice is Mr. God)
  • Eis: Oh...my...God!
  • Mr. God: Exactly! Name's Mr. God, Son of God. Don't wear it out. And I'm here to make the three of you immortal.
  • Rico: Immortality is neat. Does it also mean we can't get bumps or bruises...or get hurt overall? Oh, and also give us bottomless stomachs, so that we wouldn't be like Marty?
  • Marty: I wish I had a bottomless stomach.
  • Mr. God: That, and also heal your friend. (Makes Geo Guy, Rico, and Eis immortal)
  • Geo Guy: Whoa. Thanks...Double WHOA! Who in holy hell is that?
  • Mr. God: Mr. God, Son of God. Don't wear it out. And I'm not from Hell. Also, I don't want to talk to him. I'm here to give all of Geoville safety!
  • Geo Guy: This is awesome! We have a guardian now, and he'll guide our every whim! We'll go from zeroes to heroes.
  • Eis and Rico: Right on!